A Peter-less potty.

The Potty Training edition

Potty training sucks.

It may break me.

That is all. That is my confession. Also, for reference, we have tried training underwear, the three day method, a potty watch timer (Peter’s special timer), a new potty, bribes, a potty chart, singing, dancing, (we can’t stand on our heads). . . .

And he knows how.

He just doesn’t.

Stubborn.

One day, I may be proud of his stubborness.

Potty training ain’t that day.